Koncettail is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy
naga.
Koncettail created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Koncettail, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Koncettail, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Koncettail's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Koncettail's Holy Commandments1. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the south.
2. Never sit near ducks.
3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Koncettail in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Always treat mites with great respect.