Koncettail is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy naga.

Koncettail created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Koncettail, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Koncettail, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Koncettail's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Koncettail's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the south.

2. Never sit near ducks.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Koncettail in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.