Nurttimkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, quiet dingo.

Nurttimkap created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurttimkap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nurttimkap, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nurttimkap's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nurttimkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about optics near cats while wearing gray kilts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never talk about spacetime.