Nellarm Gemgatpod is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless weasel.

Nellarm Gemgatpod created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Nellarm Gemgatpod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nellarm Gemgatpod, she will turn you into a dog.

Nellarm Gemgatpod's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nellarm Gemgatpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Never feed lots of apples to ants while wearing cyan boots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.