Catmitquafbenvidneg Tarlenlid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, compassionate fish.

Catmitquafbenvidneg Tarlenlid created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catmitquafbenvidneg Tarlenlid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Catmitquafbenvidneg Tarlenlid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Catmitquafbenvidneg Tarlenlid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Catmitquafbenvidneg Tarlenlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near turtles while wearing indigo boots and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to music.