Minhappakzen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever parrot.

Minhappakzen created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Minhappakzen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Minhappakzen, he will destroy your home planet.

Minhappakzen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Minhappakzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near turtles while wearing yellow kilts and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.

2. Never feed lemons to hamsters while wearing indigo ear rings.

3. Always obey Minhappakzen's priests.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Worship no other gods but Minhappakzen.