Yatkipbunfom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish bee.

Yatkipbunfom created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatkipbunfom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yatkipbunfom, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yatkipbunfom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Yatkipbunfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.
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