Gubomtzig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent dragonfly.

Gubomtzig created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubomtzig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gubomtzig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gubomtzig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gubomtzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always wear fawn.