Cabsasdub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous horse.

Cabsasdub created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabsasdub, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cabsasdub, he will send you a sign.

Cabsasdub's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cabsasdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.