Bogcunbimbon Stikhadcingettifbudnib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective slug.

Bogcunbimbon Stikhadcingettifbudnib created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcunbimbon Stikhadcingettifbudnib, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogcunbimbon Stikhadcingettifbudnib, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bogcunbimbon Stikhadcingettifbudnib's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bogcunbimbon Stikhadcingettifbudnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always obey Bogcunbimbon Stikhadcingettifbudnib's priests.

3. Never think about special relativity near rats while wearing green shorts and balancing four platinum spheres on your back.

4. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.