Migtitwap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful sheep.

Migtitwap created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Migtitwap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Migtitwap, she will boil you in a big pot.

Migtitwap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Migtitwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Migtitwap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Migtitwap loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed parsnips to pigs while wearing fawn dresses.