Migtitwap is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful
sheep.
Migtitwap created everything that exists five million years ago.
If you believe in
Migtitwap, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Migtitwap, she will boil you in a big pot.
Migtitwap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Migtitwap's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt rats.
2. Migtitwap must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Migtitwap loves shrews, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never feed parsnips to pigs while wearing fawn dresses.