Fetsigxin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish bear.

Fetsigxin created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetsigxin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fetsigxin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fetsigxin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fetsigxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.