Nakhapbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced pigeon.

Nakhapbiss created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Nakhapbiss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nakhapbiss, she will turn you into a frog.

Nakhapbiss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nakhapbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never jump near tapirs.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not hurt snails.