Gudweggon is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, moody
slug.
Gudweggon created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gudweggon, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gudweggon, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Gudweggon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Gudweggon's Holy Commandments1. Always wear cyan.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Gudweggon loves great tits, so they must be honoured.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not drink water in green rooms.