Sakceptig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing wren.

Sakceptig created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Sakceptig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sakceptig, he will turn you into a slug.

Sakceptig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sakceptig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.

4. Never touch ash while tainted.

5. Run away from white gulls, for they are unholy.