Latyakflag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able wasp.

Latyakflag created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Latyakflag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Latyakflag, he will not care.

Latyakflag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Latyakflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away if four ducks approach from the south.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Latyakflag.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.