Neltimstig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive fox.

Neltimstig created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neltimstig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Neltimstig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Neltimstig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Neltimstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Never talk about special relativity near turtles while wearing gray shirts and balancing nine carbon spheres on your face.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about optics.