Gabtabvabtim is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful camel.

Gabtabvabtim created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Gabtabvabtim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gabtabvabtim, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gabtabvabtim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gabtabvabtim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.