Bodpibbig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unfair wyrm.

Bodpibbig created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodpibbig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bodpibbig, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bodpibbig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bodpibbig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if five capybaras approach from the south.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Always take life seriously.