Omtflisbarnlun is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful manatee.

Omtflisbarnlun created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtflisbarnlun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Omtflisbarnlun, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Omtflisbarnlun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Omtflisbarnlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.