Listbamgem is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omnipotent gerbil.

Listbamgem created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Listbamgem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Listbamgem, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Listbamgem's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Listbamgem's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Listbamgem.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.