Cebtettinib is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent dog.

Cebtettinib created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebtettinib, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cebtettinib, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cebtettinib's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cebtettinib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cebtettinib in the centre of the settlement.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shave your legs.