Cuttiptig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unfair donkey.

Cuttiptig created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuttiptig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cuttiptig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cuttiptig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cuttiptig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about dark matter near doves while wearing magenta trousers and balancing five lead spheres on your arms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.