Xengeddob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless hare.

Xengeddob created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xengeddob, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xengeddob, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Xengeddob's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Xengeddob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Retreat if four foxes approach from the east.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.