Carfadfet is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, moody chinchilla.

Carfadfet created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carfadfet, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Carfadfet, he will destroy your home solar system.

Carfadfet's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Carfadfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back yellow.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Carfadfet on top of important buildings.