Dudcipgar is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, tiresome crocodile.

Dudcipgar created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudcipgar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dudcipgar, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dudcipgar's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dudcipgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four dogs in a large pit.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dudcipgar.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not take Dudcipgar's name in vain.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.