Stipgeprul is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient shark.

Stipgeprul created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stipgeprul, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stipgeprul, she will be mildly annoyed.

Stipgeprul's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Stipgeprul's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured porpoises.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near shrews while wearing magenta hats and balancing five carbon spheres on your back.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Stipgeprul on top of all buildings.

5. Retreat if three foxes approach from the south.