Tadhapfly is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful armadillo.

Tadhapfly created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadhapfly, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadhapfly, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tadhapfly's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tadhapfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about galaxies.