Tadhapfly is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, cheerful
armadillo.
Tadhapfly created humanity six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tadhapfly, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Tadhapfly, it will throw large rocks at you.
Tadhapfly's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Tadhapfly's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.
3. Always help snails in need.
4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Never talk about galaxies.