Binsugbab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fast dugong.

Binsugbab created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Binsugbab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Binsugbab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Binsugbab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Binsugbab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Binsugbab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never talk about cell theory.