Gofbudrigced is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous butterfly.

Gofbudrigced created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofbudrigced, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gofbudrigced, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gofbudrigced's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gofbudrigced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Never leap near rats.

5. Do not chop down trees.