Cipboggum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil wren.

Cipboggum created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipboggum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipboggum, it will turn you into a slug.

Cipboggum's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cipboggum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never sit near dolphins.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.