Cipboggum is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, tranquil
wren.
Cipboggum created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cipboggum, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cipboggum, it will turn you into a slug.
Cipboggum's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Cipboggum's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never sit near dolphins.
5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.