Bimbestflig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, amazing jaguar.

Bimbestflig created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbestflig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bimbestflig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bimbestflig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bimbestflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide from green manatees for they are unholy.

5. Always help cats in need.