Liktundudyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish pigeon.

Liktundudyatt created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liktundudyatt, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Liktundudyatt, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Liktundudyatt's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Liktundudyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Hide from mauve capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Liktundudyatt.

5. Never talk about stars.