Tomgetpod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent meerkat.

Tomgetpod created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomgetpod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tomgetpod, she will not care.

Tomgetpod's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tomgetpod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. You must pray to Tomgetpod seven times a day.

4. Do not take Tomgetpod's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.