Belllenyog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental whale.

Belllenyog created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Belllenyog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Belllenyog, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Belllenyog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Belllenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Do not take Belllenyog's name in vain.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Belllenyog loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Hide if four snails approach from the west.