Ripnutcid is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, confident yak.

Ripnutcid created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Ripnutcid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ripnutcid, it will torture you forever.

Ripnutcid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ripnutcid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ripnutcid.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Ripnutcid in the centre of the settlement.