Ripnutcid is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, confident
yak.
Ripnutcid created a down quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Ripnutcid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Ripnutcid, it will torture you forever.
Ripnutcid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Ripnutcid's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ripnutcid.
2. Never write about planets.
3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
4. Never hurt pigs.
5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Ripnutcid in the centre of the settlement.