Misxentarg is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unjust troll.

Misxentarg created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Misxentarg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Misxentarg, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Misxentarg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Misxentarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. You must love Misxentarg.

3. Hide if five turtles approach from the east.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.
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