Pidyartflap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy frog.

Pidyartflap created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidyartflap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pidyartflap, she will strike you with lightening.

Pidyartflap's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pidyartflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.