Rawhadfad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish tortoise.

Rawhadfad created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawhadfad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawhadfad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rawhadfad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Rawhadfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always obey Rawhadfad's priests.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.