Bisslagrut is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional skunk.

Bisslagrut created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisslagrut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bisslagrut, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bisslagrut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bisslagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sick horses.