Pitgempitzagdudmig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tiresome goose.

Pitgempitzagdudmig created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgempitzagdudmig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pitgempitzagdudmig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Pitgempitzagdudmig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pitgempitzagdudmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Pitgempitzagdudmig.

5. Always obey Pitgempitzagdudmig's priests.