Pitgempitzagdudmig is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, tiresome
goose.
Pitgempitzagdudmig created the cosmos three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pitgempitzagdudmig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Pitgempitzagdudmig, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Pitgempitzagdudmig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Pitgempitzagdudmig's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt gulls.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. You must love Pitgempitzagdudmig.
5. Always obey Pitgempitzagdudmig's priests.