Mobwonwab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic skunk.

Mobwonwab created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobwonwab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mobwonwab, it will boil you in a big pot.

Mobwonwab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mobwonwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of melons to squirrels while wearing purple shorts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Mobwonwab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Respect your elders.