Getsanarm is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful crow.

Getsanarm created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Getsanarm, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Getsanarm, she will turn you into a rat.

Getsanarm's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Getsanarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Do not stand on grass.