Rutquamtap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless armadillo.

Rutquamtap created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutquamtap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rutquamtap, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Rutquamtap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rutquamtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.