Liglamcin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing frog.

Liglamcin created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liglamcin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Liglamcin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Liglamcin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Liglamcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near voles while wearing brown shirts and balancing five iron spheres on your arms.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Never write about moons.