Jabbodpod Kiknurbiss Fabditgat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish dolphin.

Jabbodpod Kiknurbiss Fabditgat created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Jabbodpod Kiknurbiss Fabditgat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jabbodpod Kiknurbiss Fabditgat, she will not invite you to parties.

Jabbodpod Kiknurbiss Fabditgat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Jabbodpod Kiknurbiss Fabditgat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jabbodpod Kiknurbiss Fabditgat.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Jabbodpod Kiknurbiss Fabditgat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help foxes.

5. You must never eat strawberries.