Bodlagdag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-assured bird.

Bodlagdag created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodlagdag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bodlagdag, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bodlagdag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bodlagdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Bodlagdag loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help voles.

5. Never look at moons.