Looptungun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, effective horse.

Looptungun created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Looptungun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Looptungun, it will not care.

Looptungun's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Looptungun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never feed melons to foxes while wearing trousers.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Looptungun in the centre of the settlement.