Viddanmadlipdap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented mongoose.

Viddanmadlipdap created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Viddanmadlipdap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Viddanmadlipdap, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Viddanmadlipdap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Viddanmadlipdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must pray to Viddanmadlipdap four times a day.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Never paint your back blue.