Sakbafcim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, generous crocodile.

Sakbafcim created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakbafcim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sakbafcim, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sakbafcim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sakbafcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Always look after injured horses.