Cudgatdan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous rhinoceros.

Cudgatdan created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudgatdan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cudgatdan, it will be very sad.

Cudgatdan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cudgatdan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Cudgatdan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.