Poglimyat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, benevolent troll.

Poglimyat created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Poglimyat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Poglimyat, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Poglimyat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Poglimyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Put Poglimyat first in all things.

5. Do not stand on grass.